Floating around on the internet right now is a rare example of Chinese self-deprecating humor. It’s a parody of the Beijing Welcomes You song, which makes fun of the poor performance of the Chinese men’s soccer team. It’s called å›½è¶³æ¬¢è¿Žä½ or the National Soccer team Welcomes You, and particularly funny is how they take “our door is open” and turn it into “our goal is wide open.” Even the infamous and incredibly annoying Furong Jiejie has joined the fun.
There’s a certain admirable maturity in being able to laugh about your misfortunes, and I think whoever wrote this song should be bought a few beers. Something to catch his falling tears at least. I don’t suppose I can say much else about this, as Canada’s men’s soccer team is even worse… Hell, we don’t even have a medal yet.
Here’s a video of the song with the lyrics below.
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Here’s a translation that a friend sent me, though I’m not sure if it’s for this same version:
Wide open our country’s goal,
As many you can score
After the game you know
Playing with us, you’ll loveNear or far, all guests you are
Make yourself at home
Never mind scoring too few
Next time come all overSuper hero Mr Xie,
A miracle creator.
Dumb and stupid as he is
Bossiness’s his wonderNew or old, no distance to hold
Guest you’ll always be
Mr Xie feels sorry for you
To see him all aroundWelcome to play
And make your history
you’ll always be the better team,
When with us you meetWelcome to play
And you may score as you wish
Even if last you rank
In the world of soccerWide open our country’s goal,
Welcome all the globe
Never just take one or two
We can offer moreOur friends around the globe
Please be our guests
On the field in dream we walk
Super duckers when we’re offWelcome to play
More goals we always gave
3 points you may take
Dumber history we will make
I was going to post about this too. Now, I won’t have to.
@Fauna Feel free to write about it anyway Fauna. Love your site!
@Rick: You just like smack.
@Fauna: Rick’s right. We steal your stuff and get credit for it – no reason it can’t go both ways 😉
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After watching the video I think the Chinese Football Team may perform better if they switched to rugby. There were some very nice tackles in there.