Here’s a variation on the common “I spy†game, which might already be familiar to anyone who grew up in Britain and knows the ‘I-SPY’ children’s book series, such as ‘I-SPY in the Street’, ‘I-SPY Cars’, and the more curiously named ‘I-SPY People in Uniform’.
These heart-warmingly innocent books encouraged children to keep their eyes wide open to spot various sights. Best played in conjunction with others, the books could be used to form an informal competition as to who could spot the greatest number of sights mentioned in a particular book.
Thus a book such as ‘I-SPY on the Road’ could turn a boring car journey into hours of healthy banter and competition, attempting to spot as many of the illustrated sights as possible, as the scenery outside whizzes by.
So, to get to the point, let’s have a bash at an ad-hoc game of ‘I-SPY the Sights of China’, to re-awaken one’s jaded eyes and get a re-freshened look at the interesting sights to be seen even on an average working day. The list of sights is, potentially, almost limitless, so feel free to add to the list, below. I’ll also assign points to each sight, on a sliding scale or ‘rarity’ from 100 (a very rare sight) down to 1 (a quite common sight). Needless to say, some curious sights are so common as to be rendered, erm…, point-less.
For example, seeing a foreigner with a Chinese girl or woman is quite common in the cities, so it would merit only 10 points. However, seeing a foreign woman partnered with a Chinese man is pretty damn rare, so it would net you a whopping 70 points. See how it works, yet?
One further example, the ubiquitous CCCHHHHHYYYYUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR *splat* of ejected phlegm is so common as to score zero points, so I won’t even list it below. In contrast, if you spot a car that stops at a ‘zebra crossing’ to willingly allow pedestrians to cross the road, you would score a hefty 85 points, and also suffer a case of shock, presumably.
OK, here’s my initial ‘I-SPY the Sights of China’ list. Please feel free to submit you own sights (with a corresponding score), and also submit your daily scores. No cheating please. Daily highest scores will win 100 internets.
A foreign man partnered with a Chinese girl or woman of similar age, 10 points
A foreign man partnered with a much younger Chinese girl, 25 points
A foreign woman partnered with a Chinese man, 70 points
A gay or lesbian couple of any nationality, 95 points
A foreign man wearing sandals with socks, 15 points
A very drunk foreigner puking on the street, 25 points
A very drunk Chinese guy puking in broad daylight, 15 points
A DVD shop that has ‘closed down’ for a few days because there’s some VIP in the city, 5 points
A brothel that has ‘closed down’ for a few days because there’s some VIP in the city, 5 points
A DVD available on the street before it has premiered in America, 5 points
A “watch, shoes, DVDs†hawker with pretty good pronunciation, 60 points
A man carrying at least 50kg of junk strapped to the back of his bike, 20 points
4 people on an electric bike, 15 points
5 people on a motorbike, 25 points
The ‘Great Wall of Stupidity’ when people on the platform block the subway doors as they rush to get in before you can even get out of the carriage, 5 points
A queue-jumper, 1 point
A queue-jumper who notices their mistake, apologises profusely, then moves to the back of the queue, 75 points
A car willingly stops at a ‘zebra crossing’ to allow pedestrians to cross the road, 85 points
A traffic warden that people actually listen to, 75 points
Someone smoking in a no-smoking zone, 15 points
Someone smoking in an elevator, 25 points
A doctor smoking as he examines you, 55 points
A doctor smoking as he delivers a baby, 80 points
A taxi driver who obeys most road regulations, 75 points
A taxi journey in which your cab doesn’t nearly waste at least 3 people, 45 points
A computer that has a genuine copy of Windows XP installed on it, 50 points
A computer in a ‘net bar’ that doesn’t crash at least 2 times an hour, 15 points
A ‘net bar’ that has humanly breathable air, 25 points
Seeing the sun and a blue sky in a small Chinese city, 20 points
Seeing the sun and a blue sky in Shanghai, 30 points
Seeing the sun and a blue sky in Beijing, 50 points
And the list could go on… As mentioned before, feel free to put your own sights in the comments, or tally-up your daily scores.
You can judge the number of points for this but it should be pretty high – possibly a never to be repeated event…
‘A taxi driver who asks you to move your bag because it’s obscuring her view of the mirror’
that was indeed a rare one, ambling sheep. well done!
i’d pitch that as a sight worth 75 points, same as the “A taxi driver who obeys most road regulations” sighting 😉
Seeing the sun and a blue sky in Chengdu, 75 points
(Seriously, this place makes Beijing look like sunshine city.)
Seeing a motorist voluntarily give way to anything of equal size, 25 points
Seeing a motorist voluntarily give way to anything smaller than their vehicle, 50 points
(But for the second one, mobs of pedestrians and cyclists don’t count. For the first, black Audis with tinted windows and lacking reg plates trump everything else.)
Wrong way round. You’d see far more fat, ugly 55-year-olds with their 25-year-old Chinese girlfriends up Wangfujing than you’d see foreign, twentysomething boys with Chinese girlfriends of similar age. Perhaps around Chinese universities.
I can think of a bunch of others, but they end up being of rather dubious propriety.
I had a Chinese boyfriend while I was living in a small sunny city in China.. As I’m a foreign girl does that mean I get 70 points just for looking in the mirror?
Only if your boyfriend is in the room with you – otherwise you might begin to doubt you saw it yourself. 😉
Then sun in Chengdu? Have you been to your northern neighbor Xi’an? The sun here must be worth atleast 80 points.
Here’s some more:
A crowd of people gathered around a traffic accident, 15 points
A crowd of people gathered around a fight and attempting to break it up, 80 points
A crowd of people gathered around a fight just watching, 40 points
A crowd of people gathered around someone signing karaoke for money, 10 points
Someone littering, 0 points
Someone using the rubbish bin, 5 points
Someone littering right next to the rubbish bin, 10 points
Someone’s phone rings in class, 5 points
Someone answers their phone in class, 30 points
Someone answers their phone in a movie theatre, 5 points
Someone answers their phone at an intimate live performance, 20 points
Chinese college aged couple kissing in public, 5 points
Chinese midddle/old aged couple kissing in public, 90 points
Chinese college aged couple arguing, 10 points
And for some even-handedness
Laowai in a DVD shop, 5 points
Laowai gets unreasonably angry over something rather commonplace, 25 points
Laowai with spikey hair at a disco, 10 points
Laowai makes eye-contact with you and nods/smiles, 15 points
Laowai makes eye-contact with you then pretends he didn’t see you, 5 points
Here are some for Nanjing…
Getting on the air-conditioned version of a bus…5 points
Getting on a bus in which there are no holes in the floor…20 points
Getting on a bus and having it break down half-way through the route…50 points
Getting on a bus and not being the only foreigner on it…70 points
Also for Nanjing –
Trying to bargain with a stall and having about 10 other vendors gather around and “help” your vendor – 10 pts.
Trying to buy something mundane at FuZiMiao and the starting price not being about 200% more than you just bought it from the same vendor a week ago – 85pts!